bits of fluff

Things That Are Better Than New Toys

Feb 19, 10:26 PM ♥
  • climbing on top of moving boxes
  • playing with the vacuum until you accidentally turn it on, and then running away in terror
  • smacking the cat
  • kissing the cat
  • chasing the cat
  • banging on keyboards
  • knocking things off the table
  • throwing things from around the house into the trash can
  • cheese
  • belly buttons
  • pulling all your pants out of the drawer and throwing them all over your room
  • the remote control
  • eating bits of cat fluff
  • a two-week-old cheerio from under the couch

Oh, right, I have a blog.

Oct 27, 12:18 PM ♥

So, uh, yeah. It’s been two weeks? Huh. How’d that happen?

And what do I have to show for it?
Well… this:

and this:

Aaaaannd that’s it. Life’s been crazy, I’ve still been sick, work has been ridiculous, etc, etc. Having a baby with insomnia makes everything pretty hazy. The nightly 3AM BABY PARTY TIME is losing its charm.

The baby got his first haircut and we had an awesome birthday party in the park for him and Cris and I decided we’re going to move soon and I’ve finally figured out what I’m going to do when I grow up. I want to blog about all this stuff. One day? Maybe?

But man, I’m tired.

Things I Can Do While Simultaneously Complaining About How Difficult it is for Me to Lose Weight

Aug 18, 12:11 PM ♥
  1. bake brownies
  2. eat a buffalo chicken sandwich
  3. laugh at the people taking the stairs instead of the elevator
  4. decide to sleep in instead of work out in the morning—every morning
  5. finish the plate of homemade cookies from my mom so they don’t go bad
  6. look up whoopie pie recipes online
  7. eat approximately 1 lb of cheese while waiting for my otherwise healthy dinner to finish cooking
  8. conclude that since a slice of avocado is good for you, eating a whole avocado must be amazing for you
  9. eschew healthy packed lunch in favor of two slices of cake from a work meeting
  10. eat a gross candy bar from a kid’s fundraiser because IT’S FOR THE KIDS.

the daily 10: Fictional Characters I Still Think About and Hope They're Doing Okay

Mar 18, 09:59 PM ♥
  1. Meg and Charles Wallace Murray, A Wrinkle in Time
  2. Kara Thrace, Battlestar Galactica
  3. Angela Chase, My So-Called Life
  4. Matilda, Matilda
  5. Lorelei Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
  6. Anne Shirley, Anne of Green Gables
  7. Joel and Clementine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  8. Kat Stratford, 10 Things I Hate About You
  9. Leeloo, The Fifth Element
  10. Sara Crewe, A Little Princess